"The Two Most Important Words In The..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“All geniuses die young.”

“Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.”

“In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.”

“Who cannot open an honest mind No friend will he be of mine.”

“Mrs. Boffin and me, ma'am, are plain people, and we don't want to pretend to anything, nor yet to go round and round at anything because there's always a straight way to everything.”

“In friendship we find nothing false or insincere; everything is straight forward, and springs from the heart.”

“Because this age and the next ageEngender in the ditch,No man can know a happy manFrom any passing wretch,If Folly link with EleganceNo man knows which is which.”

“Politics is the art of making your selfish desires seem like the national interest.”

“Fraud makes the world go round.”