"I don't have change I'd have to..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while”

“Budget: a way of going broke methodically”

“Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish I could write a real sexy book that would be barred from the mails. Apparently nothing whets a reader's appetite for literature more than the news that the author has been thrown into a federal pokey for disturbing the libido of millions of Americans.”

“Authorities say brain cells may shrink, but they don't necessarily die. Frankly, I am cheered by the fact that something is shrinking. I'd be even more thrilled if what was shrinking affected my dress size, but you can't have everything.”

“If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.”

“Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do - but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it.”

“I couldn't go to college, so I went to the library three days a week for 10 years.”

“So long as ignorance and poverty exist on earth, books of the nature of Les Miserables cannot fail to be of use.”

“I've never known any trouble than an hour's reading didn't assuage.”