"Men are brave enough to go to..." - Quote by Rita Rudner

“I have no organisational skills. All my energy goes into worry - worrying takes a lot of energy.”

“If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.”

“I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.”

“The great thing about the dead, they make space.”

“All these people helped make this book possible. But let me make one thing clear: If there are any errors or omissions in this book, these people are not responsible. In the end, there is only one person responsible for what I write, and that person, of course, is: Donald Trump.”

“I look like I have beriberi and scurvy.”

“Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.”

“Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.”

“Men who have a thirty-six-tele vised-football- games-a- week-habit should be declared legally dead and their estates probated.”