"I am a man and you are..." - Quote by Groucho Marx
I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.
More by Groucho Marx
“A man who says he can see through a woman is missing a lot.-Groucho MarxA man's only as old as the woman he feels.”
“Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.”
“I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me”
More on Gender
“If there's a distinction between men and women, I don't pay attention to it. Honestly, I don't see it. I think all of us are part feminine and part masculine.”
“For the woman, the man is a means: the end is always the child.”
“I have never cared especially for outdoor sports and have no desire to excel at tennis, swimming, or golf. I'll leave those things to the men.”
More on Relationships
“I approach love differently now that I know it's hard for it to work out.”
“Maybe...you'll fall in love with me all over again.""Hell," I said, "I love you enough now. What do you want to do? Ruin me?""Yes. I want to ruin you.""Good," I said. "That's what I want too.”
“I know of no realm of life that can provide more companionship in a lonely world or greater feelings of security and purpose in chaotic times than the close ties of a family.”