I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
“It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.”
“I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing”
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
“This is every cook's opinion -no savory dish without an onion,but lest your kissing should be spoiledyour onions must be fully boiled.”
“Death comes along like a gas bill one can't payand that's all one can sayabout it.”
“I went to the Missing Persons Bureau but no one was there.”
“A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutrient from cows.”
“Cheese and salt meat, should be sparingly eat.”
“I do not see any reason why animals should be slaughtered to serve as human diet when there are so many substitutes. After all, man can live without meat.”