"I have always felt cookbooks were fiction..." - Quote by Erma Bombeck

“Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.”

“When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.”

“Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.”

“Soup is cuisines kindest course”

“My mother cooked like a scientist. She had a giant Chinese-style cleaver that she chopped with, and a cupboard full of spices.”

“Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.”

“This is every cook's opinion -no savory dish without an onion,but lest your kissing should be spoiledyour onions must be fully boiled.”

“I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over!"”

“Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.”