"I have always felt cookbooks were fiction..." - Quote by Erma Bombeck
I have always felt cookbooks were fiction and the most beautiful words in the English language were 'room service.
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“This is every cook's opinion -no savory dish without an onion,but lest your kissing should be spoiledyour onions must be fully boiled.”
“I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over!"”
“Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.”