"Car designers are just going to have..." - Quote by Erma Bombeck

“Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them two hours later at fifty cents each.”

“[On her father's death:] I didn't know his leaving would hurt so much.”

“There is only one thing harder in this world than forgiving. It's to ask forgiveness armed only with, 'I'm sorry'.”

“I regularly buy and sell cars, but I do not buy and sell fleets.”

“I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck.”

“When I see an Alfa Romeo go by, I tip my hat.”

“The Macintosh was supposed to be the computer for people that just wanted to use a computer without having to learn how to use one.”

“We've got to make the small things unforgettable.”

“We had the hardware expertise, the industrial design expertise and the software expertise, including iTunes. One of the biggest insights we have was that we decided not to try to manage your music library on the iPod, but to manage it in iTunes. Other companies tried to do everything on the device itself and made it so complicated that it was useless.”