"Before the Web, there was just one..." - Quote by Robin Williams

“The truth is, if anything, I'm probably addicted to laughter.”

“The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.”

“I met Jonah Lomu. I never knew how huge he was. I felt like a peasant in a Godzilla movie. 'Quickly! Tell the other villagers! We go now!'”

“The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read.”

“How charmed I am when I overhear a German word which I understand!”

“I have invented an invaluable permanent invalid called Bunbury, in order that I may be able to go down into the country whenever I choose.”

“There's a lot that can be done for people who are using technology in a better way.”

“Those who understand the steam engine and the electric telegraph spend their lives in trying to replace them with something better.”

“My TV ain't HD, that's too real”