"A moose is an animal with horns..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.”

“Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.”

“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.”

“Cars and women are a lot alike. They lie about the milage.”

“He who kisses girl on hillside is not level”

“If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop ‘em.”

“I don't like the idea of killing my fellow creatures in order to eat their dead bodies.”

“I envy animals for two things - their ignorance of evil to come, and their ignorance of what is said about them.”

“I used to suffer particularly because the poor animals must endure so much pain and want. The sight of an old, limping horse being dragged along by one man while another man struck him witha stick he was being driven to the Colmar slaughterhouse - haunted me for weeks.”