"Home is where you hang your head...." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.”

“I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.”

“It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.”

“I cannot but regard it as a kindness in those who have the steering of me that, by the want of pecuniary wealth, I have been nailed dawn to this my native region so long and steadily, and made to study and love this spot of earth more and more. What would signify in comparison a thin and diffused love and knowledge of the whole earth instead, got by wandering? The traveler's is but a barren and comfortless condition. Wealth will not buy a man a home in nature-house nor farm there. The man of business does not by his business earn a residence in nature, but is denaturalized rather.”

“We came to the house, and it is an old house, full of great chimneys where wood is burnt on ancient dogs upon the hearth, and grim portraits (some of them with grim legends, too) lower distrustfully from the oaken panels of the walls.”

“Will you seek afar off? You surely come back at last, In things best known to you, finding the best, or as good as the best, In folks nearest to you finding the sweetest, strongest, lovingest; Happiness, knowledge, not in another place, but this place-not for another hour, but this hour.”

“I am truly a "lone traveler" and have never belonged to my country, my home, my friends, or even my immediate family, with my whole heart.”

“There is no place more delightful than one's own fireside.Nullus est locus domestica sede jucundior.”

“Any place I hang my head is home.”