"It takes six months to get into..." - Quote by Rita Rudner
It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this you can stop being angry about other things in life and only be angry about this.
More by Rita Rudner
“I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.”
“I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.”
“I like whomever to come to my shows. I want people who want to see me to come see me. I don't want to force people. I don't want it to feel like a job!”
More on Humor
“[My grandmother] is a typical white person.”
“The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.”
“Fifteen birds in five firtrees, their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze! But, funny little birds, they had no wings! O what shall we do with the funny little things? Roast 'em alive, or stew them in a pot; fry them, boil them and eat them hot?”