"Be careful of men who are bald..." - Quote by Rita Rudner

“I have no organisational skills. All my energy goes into worry - worrying takes a lot of energy.”

“I adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.”

“Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.”

“A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.”

“Oh!” said she, “I heard you before, but I could not immediately determine what to say in reply. You wanted me, I know, to say ‘Yes,’ that you might have the pleasure of despising my taste; but I always delight in overthrowing those kind of schemes, and cheating a person of their premeditated contempt. I have, therefore made up my mind to tell you, that I do not want to dance a reel at all--and now despise me if you dare.” “Indeed I do not dare.”

“Princeton is a wonderful little spot. A quaint and ceremonious village of puny demigods on stilts.”

“A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.”

“The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.”

“There are lots of real men out there - men who could fall in love with you at the drop of a hat.”