"Why a four-year-old child could understand this..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.”

“With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.”

“Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much”

“One learns peoples through the heart, not the eyes or the intellect.”

“My words have an origin. My deeds have a sovereign. Truly, because people do not understand this, they do not understand me.”

“Accustom yourself not to be disregarding of what someone else has to say: as far as possible enter into the mind of the speaker.”

“War is an art and as such is not susceptible of explanation by fixed formula”

“Every complex problem has a simple solution that doesn't work.”

“Love is heavy and light, bright and dark, hot and cold, sick and healthy, asleep and awake- its everything except what it is! (Act 1, scene 1)”