"The Rose Bowl is the only bowl..." - Quote by Erma Bombeck

“No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.”

“Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.”

“The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar.”

“Too many piglets not enough tits.”

“Only a very dull man spells a word the same way twice.”

“When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven't spoken since.”

“Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.”

“Football fans share a universal language that cuts across many cultures and many personality types. A serious football fan is never alone. We are legion, and football is often the only thing we have in common.”

“As a player, you have one responsibility, to focus yourself and be ready for the game. As a coach, your responsibility is to get 20 guys ready and have them all on the same page. If you can't get every guy ready every night, you're going to struggle.”