"I enjoy performing for heavily armed people...." - Quote by Robin Williams
I enjoy performing for heavily armed people. It's easier than going to Georgia.
More by Robin Williams
“Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold, and die.”
“I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.”
“What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor. Death is not the enemy gentlemen. If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.”
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“One of these days they are going to remove so much of the 'hooey' and the thousands of things the schools have become clogged up with, and we will find that we can educate our broods for about one-tenth of the price and learn 'em something that they might accidentally use after they escape.”
“If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? Why is 'phonics' not spelled the way it sounds? How come abbreviated is such a long word?”
“No government ever voluntarily reduces itself in size. Government programs, once launched, never disappear. Actually, a government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we'll ever see on this earth!”
More on Performance
“I can't let in the light.It will destroy my performance like light destroys film”
“The way you see your future determines your thinking today. You're thinking today determines your performance today. Your performance in the today of your life determines your future.”
“On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.”