"Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“All geniuses die young.”

“I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.”

“I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down”

“You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.”

“Have you noticed when you wear a hat for a long time it feels like it's not there anymore? And then when you take it off it feels like it's still there?”

“A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.”

“History with its flickering lamp stumbles along the trail of the past, trying to reconstruct its scenes, to revive its echoes, and kindle with pale gleams the passion of former days. What is the worth of all this? The only guide to a man is his conscience; the only shield to his memory is the rectitude and sincerity of his actions. It is very imprudent to walk through life without this shield, because we are so often mocked by the failure of our hopes and the upsetting of our calculations; but with this shield, however the fates may play, we march always in the ranks of honor.”

“Why do men seek honour? Surely in order to confirm the favorable opinion they have formed of themselves.”

“We make men without chests and expect from them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst.”