"True wit never made us laugh...." - Quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Envy is ignorance, Imitation is Suicide.”

“Time dissipates to shining ether the solid angularity of facts.”

“When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.”

“Sweet Beatrice, wouldst thou come when I called thee? BEATRICE Yea, signior, and depart when you bid me. BENEDICK O, stay but till then! BEATRICE 'Then' is spoken; fare you well now... (Much Ado About Nothing)”

“Twas a clever quibble. Here, a garment for it.”

“Probably there is an imperceptible touch of something permanent that one feels instinctively to adhere to true humour, whereas wit may be the mere conversational shooting up of "smartness"--a bright feather, to be blown into space the second after it is launched...Wit seems to be counted a very poor relation to Humour....Humour is never artificial.”

“I do not improvise in heels.”

“Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I'll take the Glock.”

“Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.”