Housework Quotes

Housework. Is it a never-ending cycle of mess and dust? You start the morning cleaning, only to find the chaos has returned before noon. It's invisible, unhonored, and never stops. But, in a strange way, there's a sense of satisfaction when you see everything clean, even if only for a short time. Discover insightful quotes that express the routine, the organization, and that magical touch that transforms a house into a sanctuary.

Quote by Rita Rudner: There is a woman who swam around Manhattan, and I asked her, why? She said, it hadn't ever been done...
Quote by Erma Bombeck: My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerato...
Quote by Phyllis Diller: Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition....
Quote by Phyllis Diller: Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out....
Quote by Anthony Bourdain: At the end of a dinner at my house, my kitchen sink is filled with dishes and there's nothing pretty...
Quote by Phyllis Diller: I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know....
Quote by Phyllis Diller: I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing....
Quote by Erma Bombeck: Housework, if you do it right, will kill you....
Quote by Erma Bombeck: I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 dire...
Quote by Erma Bombeck: Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage....
Quote by Phyllis Diller: Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the kids...
Quote by Phyllis Diller: Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops ...
Quote by Phyllis Diller: ... if they [your children] write their names in the dust on the furniture, don't let them put the y...
Quote by Dave Barry: The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
Quote by Erma Bombeck: Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity...
Quote by Erma Bombeck: Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing....
Quote by Phyllis Diller: I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard....
Quote by Erma Bombeck: My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance....
Quote by Erma Bombeck: Housework can kill you if done right....
Quote by Phyllis Diller: Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?...