"A child of five would understand this...." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.”

“If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.”

“Home is where you hang your head.”

“I went to the Missing Persons Bureau but no one was there.”

“Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.”

“A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.”

“Those whose purpose does not match yours are not wrong; they have their mission, and finding their own purposeful way may involve many detours and acts that seem destructive.”

“The universe is wider than our views of it.”

“If you can't summarize an issue on one page, you don't understand the issue well enough.”