"Oh, why can't we break away from..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.”

“You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?”

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”

“If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.”

“You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.”

“The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards.”

“And so when I couldn't stand it no longer, I lit out. I got into my old rags and my sugar-hogshead again, and was free and satisfied.”

“I have invented an invaluable permanent invalid called Bunbury, in order that I may be able to go down into the country whenever I choose.”

“What we need is progress with an escape hatch.”