"If he's been married for 31 years,..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.”

“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana”

“Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.”

“The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.”

“My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.”

“Make every effort to change things you do not like. If you cannot make a change, change the way you have been thinking. You might find a new solution.”

“Even within one person, yesterday and today, there are differences. We must look at a deeper level.”

“In the first place, then, men should guard against the beginning of change, and in the second place they should not rely upon the political devices of which I have already spoken invented only to deceive the people, for they are proved by experience to be useless.”