"Men are very confident people. Even a..." - Quote by Rita Rudner

“I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.”

“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.”

“Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.”

“Just a little sheep dip. Panacea for all stomach ailments.”

“Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the nose, and another hanging on to his coattails.”

“The best way to deal with procrastination is to postpone it.”

“The advantages of natural folly in a beautiful girl have been already set forth by the capital pen of a sister author; and to her treatment of the subject I will only add, in justice to men, that though to the larger and more trifling part of the sex, imbecility in females is a great enhancement of their personal charms, there is a portion of them too reasonable and too well informed themselves to desire anything more in woman than ignorance”

“I would rather be seated between any two women than any two men at a dinner party.”

“A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.”