"Wages? You want to be wage slaves?..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.”

“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.”

“If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.”

“I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees.”

“War is horrible, but slavery is worse.”

“Nobody can tell me where I can and can't go.”

“I also know that we must cultivate our garden. For when man was put in the Garden of Eden, he was put there ut operaretur eum, to work; which proves that man was not born for rest.”

“If you don't like what you're doing, then don't do it.”

“People who labor all their lives but have no purpose to direct every thought and impulse toward are wasting their time-even when hard at work.”