"While money can't buy happiness, it certainly..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.”

“Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much”

“I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.”

“I am never rich in money, and I am never meanly poor.”

“Money can't buy life.”

“Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots!”

“You can't accumulate anything, because anything you get you have to give away. We all know this. We watch our bodies go through the aging process. We know we came in here with nothing, and we know we're going to leave with nothing. There's nothing to own. There's nothing to get. The only thing you can do with your life is give it away. The best, happiest moments in your life are always when you're giving something away.”

“Family fun is as necessary to modern living as a kitchen refrigerator.”

“Family and friendships are two of the greatest facilitators of happiness.”