"There's one way to find out if..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.”

“Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.”

“My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.”

“Man shows his character best in trifles.”

“I know no ways to mince it in love, but directly to say - I love you”

“If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.”

“Character makes trust possible, and trust is the foundation of leadership.”

“I worked with the Nato Military Committee. The Head of the Luxembourg Armed Forces had equal standing with me, and I had to respect that. He was the leader of the armed forces of a sovereign country. I had to make sure he never thought that I was looking down on them, merely because they had less power than we did. With that kind of approach you can develop bonds of trust. I tried to do the same thing with my colleagues when I was Secretary of State.”

“I don't trust any revolution where love is not allowed.”