"Don't be silly. I'll write you twice..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”

“Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.”

“There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.”

“I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share.”

“I would frankly be shocked if Donald Trump even knows how to use chopsticks or is even able to manipulate them with those tiny little fingers.”

“The world is open for play, that everything and everybody is mockable, in a wonderful way.”

“Say what you really want to say.”

“People treat us the way we teach them to treat us.”

“Women can always put things in fewest words. Except when it's blowing up; and then they lengthens it out.”