"An ounce of prevention is worth a..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?”

“Before I speak, I have something important to say.”

“All geniuses die young.”

“Rape is one of the most terrible crimes on earth and it happens every few minutes. The problem with groups who deal with rape is that they try to educate women about how to defend themselves. What really needs to be done is teaching men not to rape. Go to the source and start there.”

“It is easier to prevent bad habits than to break them.”

“It is easier to stay out than get out.”

“The sicker you get, the harder it is to remember if you took your medicine.”

“Today be thankful and think how rich you are. Your family is priceless, your time is gold and your health is wealth.”

“Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.”