"One way to get high blood pressure..." - Quote by Earl Wilson

“He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.”

“A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.”

“An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.”

“Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes at night.”

“Worry is a complete waste of energy. It solves nothing.”

“I think at times of significant stress people are going to be looking for something and they don't always know exactly what it is that they're looking for and they may opt for change even if they're not entirely confident what that change will bring.”

“Where you now stand is a result of thoughts and feelings that you have offered before, but where you are going is a result of your perspective of where you now stand.”

“Do you think you can make the world a better place? I do not think you can. It is already perfect.”

“Its not what happens that counts...It's how you react.”