"There's only one kind of tax that..." - Quote by Earl Wilson

“Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.”

“The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.”

“Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.”

“The current tax code is a daily mugging.”

“As a taxpayer, you are required to be fully in compliance with the United States Tax Code, which is currently the size and weight of the Budweiser Clydesdales.”

“Taxes are the sinews of the state.”

“A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them.”

“If you want to kill time why not try working it to death.”

“Nowadays a parlor maid as ignorant as Queen Victoria was when she came to the throne would be classed as mentally defective.”