"Anybody who doesn't like this book is..." - Quote by Groucho Marx
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
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“The months before my son was born,I used to yell from night to morn,'Whatever it is, I'm against it!No matter what it is or who commenced it,I'm against it!'”
“I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.”
“Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.”
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“I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like it. It's a great feeling. Yeah, I know, you're thinking. 'Aw, he's a comedian. He's just sayin' that stuff.' Good. That's exactly what I want you to think.”
“You can bet there's something fishy going on. I guess some large mouth bass left that lipstick on our shirt.”
“They've said I want to direct pictures. I couldn't direct traffic.”
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“I want to write books that unlock the traffic jam in everybody's head.”
“This editor is a critic. He has pulled out his carving-knife and his tomahawk and is starting after a book which he is going to have for breakfast.”
“Money writes books, money sells them. Give me not righteousness, O Lord, give me money, only money.”