"Always remember, money isn't everything - but..." - Quote by Earl Wilson

“Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?”

“Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.”

“One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.”

“LSD...reinforc ed my sense of what was important-creat ing great things instead of making money, putting things back into the stream of history and of human consciousness as much as I could.”

“There is no practice more dangerous than that of borrowing money; for when money can be had in this way, repayment is seldom thought of in time, the interest becomes a loss, exertions to raise it by dent of industry cease, it comes easy and is spent freely, and many things (are) indulged in that would never be thought of if (they were) to be purchased by the sweat of the brow.”

“When I meet a government which says to me, "Your money or your life," why should I be in haste to give it my money?”

“I modelled my looks on the town tramp.”

“Dr. Einstein: Yes; But this year the answers are different.”

“I don't have time to stand around and listen to an 11-minute song.”