"When you're in jail, a good friend..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books”

“How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?”

“Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy”

“There is not a better day in the world to be spent than with a lot of wise old cowmen around barbecued beef, black coffee and good "free holy" beans.”

“If one could be friendly with women, what a pleasure - the relationship so secret and private compared with relations with men. Why not write about it truthfully?”

“Look as long as you can at the friend you love,no matter whether that friend is moving away from youor coming back toward you.”

“In my heart, I am always a Raider.”

“The man who stands by and says nothing, when the peril of his government is discussed, can not be misunderstood. If not hindered, he is sure to help the enemy.”

“Only when a republic's life is in danger should a man uphold his government when it is wrong. There is no other time.”