"Men have higher body temperatures than women...." - Quote by Rita Rudner

“I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.”

“I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.”

“I have no organisational skills. All my energy goes into worry - worrying takes a lot of energy.”

“The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.”

“A joke is a very serious thing.”

“While I do occasionally order items on the Internet, it's hard to teach an old shopper new tricks. I'm convinced that the catalogue will eventually disappear, but not until the last baby boomers have kicked off their smelly Nikes and been buried in mulch.”

“The surest aid in combating the male's disease of self-contempt is to be loved by a clever woman.”

“If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.”

“I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.”