"The only game I like to play..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”

“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”

“One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!”

“Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?”

“If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.”

“I told you this would happen. But, no, you had to go for the buffet, didn't you?”

“Deep down, the young are lonelier than the old.”

“And now I am eking out my days in my corner, taunting myself with the bitter and entirely useless consolations that an intelligent man cannot seriously become anything; that only a fool can become something. Yes, sir, an intelligent nineteenth-century man must be, is morally bound to be, an essentially characterless creature; and a man of character, a man of action - an essentially limited creature. This is my conviction at the age of forty. I am forty now, and forty years - why, it is all of a lifetime, it is the deepest of old age. Living past forty is indecent, vulgar, immoral!”

“Although I am an old man, night is generally my time for walking.”