"Snow and adolescence are the only problems..." - Quote by Earl Wilson

“Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.”

“A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.”

“There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.”

“Fortunately, problems are an everyday part of our life. Consider this: If there were no problems, most of us would be unemployed.”

“All of our problems start in our minds.”

“It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.”

“Orchestras only need to be sworn at, and a German is consequently at an advantage with them, as English profanity, except in America, has not gone beyond a limited technology of perdition.”

“Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.”

“Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it.”