"I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.”

“We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.”

“One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!”

“Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta here!"”

“I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.”

“I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.”

“The constancy of the wise is only the art of keeping disquietude to one's self.”

“I saw that the bride within the bridal dress had withered like the dress, and like the flowers, and had no brightness left but the brightness of her sunken eyes.”

“To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.”