"I'd have liked to have gone to..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“TV is the rat race of the century.”

“My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.”

“Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!”

“We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.”

“Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away”

“We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.”

“It is the want that creates the body.”

“Love runs away from those chasing her, and those who run away, she throws herself on his neck.”

“Our greediness so often troubles us, making us run after so many things at the same time, that while we too eagerly look after the least we miss the greatest.”