He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
It is fun to have fun.
The news just came in from the County of Keck That a very small bug by the name of Van Vleck Is yawning so wide you can look down his neck. This may not seem very important, I know, but it Is, so I'm bothering telling you so.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Oh the places you'll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all.
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
My uncle ordered popovers from the restaurant's bill of fare. And, when they were served, he regarded them with a penetrating stare. Then he spoke great words of wisdom as he sat there on that chair: "To eat these things," said my uncle, "You must exercise great care. You may swallow down what's solid, but you must spit out the air!" And as you partake of the world's bill of fare, that's darned good advice to follow. Do a lot of spitting out the hot air. And be careful what you swallow.
Today I shall behave, as if this is the day I will be remembered.
I start drawing, and eventually the characters involve themselves in a situation. Then in the end, I go back and try to cut out most of the preachments.
And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!
Oh, the things you can find if you don't stay behind!
Think! You can think any think that you wish.
So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts!
You are you. Now, isn't that unpleasant?
I'm sorry to say so but, sadly, it's true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you.
It has often been said there’s so much to be read, you never can cram all those words in your head.
On and on you will hike.And I know you'll hike farand face up to your problemswhatever they are.
It's high time you were shownThat you really don't know all there is to be known.
And, now, come to this spot Where the spotlight is hot And you'll see in the spotlight A Juggling Jott Who can juggle some stuff You might think he could not... Such as twenty-two question marks, Which is a lot. Also forty-four commas And, also, one dot! That's the kind of Circus McGurkus I've got!
The Lorax: Which way does a tree fall? The Once-ler: Uh, down? The Lorax: A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful which way you lean.
Look at life through the wrong end of the telescope.
There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.
I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights.
Don't grumble! Don't stew! Some critters are much-much, Oh, ever so much-much So muchly much-much more unlucky than you!
Too different from other juveniles on the market to warrant its selling.
I am not a consecutive writer.
Adults are just outdated children.
Sometimes you will never know the value of something,until it becomes a memory.
Fill your house with stacks of books, in all the crannies and all the nooks.
Why fit in when you were born to stand out?
Whenever things go a bit sour in a job I'm doing, I always tell myself, 'You can do better than this.'
Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find, for a mind maker-upper to make up his mind
ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pacyderm!
The Sneetches got really quite smart on that day. The day they decided that Sneetches are Sneetches. And no kind of Sneetch is the best on the beaches. That day, all the Sneetches forgot about stars and whether they had one, or not, upon thars.
Sleep is like the unicorn - it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any
It all began with a shoe on the wall. A shoe on the wall shouldn't be there at all.
Nothing is going to change, unless someone does something soon
Oh, the places you will go.
Whats the point of fitting in, when we were meant to stand out?
A life is a life no matter how small
You have to be odd to be number one.
Step with care and great tact, and remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act.
I know I am in love because I am finding it difficult to fall asleep nowadays. This is because after having you around me now I find that reality is better than dreams.
I know it may seem small and insignificant, but it's not about what it is, it's about what it can become. That's not a seed, any more than you're just a boy.
Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know, go ask your dad.
And this mess is so big And so deep and so tall, We cannot pick it up. There is no way at all!
If you want to get things you can't buy in a store, you have to do things never thought of before.
Cat, you ruined mom's dress!" "Honey, it was ruined when she bought it.
Writing simply means no dependent clauses, no dangling things, no flashbacks, and keeping the subject near the predicate. We throw in as many fresh words we can get away with. Simple, short sentences don't always work. You have to do tricks with pacing, alternate long sentences with short, to keep it vital and alive.... Virtually every page is a cliffhanger--you've got to force them to turn it."~
All those Nupboards in the Cupboards they're good fun to have about. But that Nooth gush on my tooth brush.....Him I could do without.
You'll be on your way up! You'll be seeing great sights! You'll join the high fliers who soar to high heights.
In the house, and on the street, how many, many feet you meet.
You won't lag behind, because you'll have the speed. You'll pass the whole gang and you'll soon take the lead. Wherever you fly, you'll be best of the best. Wherever you go, you will top all the rest. Except when you don't. Because, sometimes, you won't.
Oh, what a day. I will make it a holiday.
Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head? Did you ever milk this kind of cow? Well, we can do it. We know how. If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good.
I get all my ideas in Switzerland near the Forka Pass. There is a little town called Gletch, and two thousand feet up above Gletch there is a smaller hamlet called Über Gletch. I go there on the fourth of August every summer to get my cuckoo clock fixed. While the cuckoo is in the hospital, I wander around and talk to the people in the streets. They are very strange people, and I get my ideas from them.
I learned there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some from behind.
If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack.
All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you'll be quite a lot!
Everything stinks until it's finished.
