#Mischief Quotes

“Now let it work. Mischief, thou art afoot. Take thou what course thou wilt.”

“Cupid is a knavish lad, Thus to make poor females mad.”

“Unless discipline is rooted in nonviolence, it might prove to be a source of infinite mischief.”

“I believe in kindness. Also in mischief.”

“Laughter means: taking a mischievous delight in someone else's uneasiness, but with a good conscience.”

“I learned lots of dirty jokes very young. There was this girl who told me them. The gang I led went in for shoplifting and pulling girls' knickers down. Other boys' parents hated me.”

“In some hotels they give you a little sewing kit. You know what I do? I sew the towels together. One time I sewed a button on a lampshade. I like to leave a mark.”

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'”

“Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.”

“He should not be here, " said the fish in the pot. " he should not be here when your mother is not.”

“Some mischievous people always there. Last several thousand years, always there. In future, also.”

“"Then what can you want to do now?" said the old lady,gaining courage. "I wants to make your flesh creep," replied the boy.”