George Carlin
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George Carlin (1937–2008) was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor, and author. He is regarded as one of the greatest and most influential comedians of all time and was dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians." He was known for his black comedy and his reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and taboo subjects.

Quotes by George Carlin

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Quote by George Carlin: I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sk
Quote by George Carlin: The highly motivated people in society are the one
Quote by George Carlin: In football the object is for the quarterback, als
Quote by George Carlin: I believe you can joke about anything.
Quote by George Carlin: If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same t
Quote by George Carlin: How is it possible to have a civil war?
Quote by George Carlin: Language always gives you away.
Quote by George Carlin: Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
Quote by George Carlin: My first rule: I don't believe anything the govern
Quote by George Carlin: E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the w
Quote by George Carlin: And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a
Quote by George Carlin: There's a reason education sucks, and it's the sam
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Quote by George Carlin: One good reason to only maintain a small circle of
Quote by George Carlin: A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It ju
Quote by George Carlin: Of course, in Los Angeles, everything is based on
Quote by George Carlin: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it st
Quote by George Carlin: That's why they call it the American Dream, becaus
Quote by George Carlin: One of the more pretentious political self-descrip
Quote by George Carlin: There are only two types of motorists: the idiots
Quote by George Carlin: My grandfather, mother and father were gifted verb
Quote by George Carlin: If voting changed anything, it would be illegal.