George Carlin
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George Carlin (1937–2008) was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor, and author. He is regarded as one of the greatest and most influential comedians of all time and was dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians." He was known for his black comedy and his reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and taboo subjects.

Quotes by George Carlin

Quote by George Carlin: In adolescence you have to separate yourself and e
Quote by George Carlin: There's a humorous side to every situation. The ch
Quote by George Carlin: A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for saf
Quote by George Carlin: The future will soon be a thing of the past.
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Quote by George Carlin: A good motto to live by: "Always try not to get ki
Quote by George Carlin: Self-expression is a hallmark of an artist, of art
Quote by George Carlin: I don't consider myself a cynic. I think of myself
Quote by George Carlin: Rhetoric paints with a broad brush.
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Quote by George Carlin: Conservatives want live babies so they can train t
Quote by George Carlin: There are nights when the wolves are silent and on
Quote by George Carlin: An art thief is a man who takes pictures.
Quote by George Carlin: You know what they want? They want obedient worker
Quote by George Carlin: I was looking in the mirror the other day and I re
Quote by George Carlin: Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower
Quote by George Carlin: Let me get a sip of water here... you figure this
Quote by George Carlin: In Hawaii they say, "aloha." That's a nice one, It
Quote by George Carlin: Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them
Quote by George Carlin: Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I
Quote by George Carlin: I don't get all choked up about yellow ribbons and
Quote by George Carlin: People get all upset about torture, but when you g
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