"I've met a lot of pin-up girls,..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.”

“Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!”

“She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.”

“My dear Arthur, I never talk scandal. I only talk gossip. What is the difference between scandal and gossip? Oh! Gossip is charming! History is merely gossip. But scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.”

“I find that, in general, the amount of sharing men do with each other in one year is about the same as what I share with my female friends while we wait for our cars at the valet.”

“A simile committing suicide is always a depressing spectacle.”

“I believe that in the course of the next century the notion that it's a woman's duty to have children will change and make way for the respect and admiration of all women, who bear their burdens without complaint or a lot of pompous words!”

“In a self-respecting India, is not every woman's virtue as much every man's concern as his own sister's?”

“The happiness of man is: I will. The happiness of woman is: he wills. 'Behold , just now the world ... entire love. And woman must obey and find a depth for her surface. Surface is the disposition of woman: a mobile, stormy film over shallow water. Man's disposition, however, is deep; his river roars in subterranean caves: woman feels his strength but does not comprehend it.”