"My favourite poem is the one that..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?”

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”

“How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.”

“I'm happy as a dog with two dicks”

“I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing”

“A German joke is no laughing matter.”

“The arts of speech are rhetoric and poetry. Rhetoric is the art of transacting a serious business of the understanding as if it were a free play of the imagination; poetry that of conducting a free play of the imagination as if it were a serious business of the understanding.”

“The autumn leaves blew over the moonlit pavement in such a way as to make the girl who was moving there seem fixed to a sliding walk, letting the motion of the wind and the leaves carry her forward. [...] The trees overhead made a great sound of letting down their dry rain.”

“See I'm a poet to some, a regular modern day Shakespeare.”