"You are going Uruguay, and I'm going..." - Quote by Groucho Marx
You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way
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“A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.”
“Some wives have model husbands, I got one that needed remodeling.”
“You know, I never trust people who don't laugh, who said, "I am serious" and act as if they put airplane glue on the back of their hands and stuck the glue to their foreheads. I think, "You're not serious; you're boring as hell."”
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“I never joined the army because at ease was never that easy to me. Seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs slightly and putting my hands behind my back. That does not equal ease. At ease was not being in the military. I am at ease, bro, because I am not in the military.”
“I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.”
“I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."”