"I'm leaving because the weather is too..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.”

“I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.”

“There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.”

“The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.”

“The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.”

“Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.”

“What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.”

“The rain to the wind said, You push and I'll pelt.' They so smote the garden bed That the flowers actually knelt, And lay lodged--though not dead. I know how the flowers felt.”

“Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience.”