Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede.
“Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket.”
“Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.”
“I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.”
“I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.”
“I am sure that I never read any memorable news in a newspaper.”
“To the haranguers of the populace among the ancients, succeed among the moderns your writers of political pamphlets and news-papers, and your coffee-house talkers.”
“The only everyday and eternal reality was love.”
“Tragedy turns into comedy when you watch your own drama and realizing it as a mind-created fiction designed to create you a sense of identity.”
“Illusion is the first of all pleasures.”
