"The months before my son was born,I..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.”

“Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.”

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

“Isn't it absolutely essential to keep a fierce Left and fierce Right, both on their toes and each terrified of the other? That's how we get things done.”

“It is the reformer who is anxious for the reform, and not society, from which he should expect nothing better than opposition, abhorrence and even mortal persecution.”

“The innovator has for enemies all who have done well under the old, and lukewarm defenders in those who may do well under the new.”

“Too many people treat parenting like it's the 20th item on their to-do list.”

“Would you deny your son or your daughter the ecstasy of finding someone to love?”

“There are two things children should get from their parents: roots and wings.”