"A woman can smell mink through six..." - Quote by Groucho Marx
A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
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“Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?”
“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.”
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“Wages? You want to be wage slaves? Answer me that! Of course not. What is it that makes wage slaves? Wages! I want you to be free. Strike off your chains! Strike up the band! Strike three you're out! Remember, there's nothing like Liberty, except Colliers and The Saturday Evening Post. Be free, now and forever. One and individual. One for all and all for me, and tea for two and six for a quarter.”
“I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.”
“I have not permitted myself, gentlemen, to conclude that I am the best man in the country; but I am reminded, in this connection, of a story of an old Dutch farmer, who remarked to a companion once that "it was not best to swap horses when crossing streams."”
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“Women sit or move to and fro, some old, some young, / The young are beautiful--but the old are more beautiful than the young.”
“A man who says he can see through a woman is missing a lot.-Groucho MarxA man's only as old as the woman he feels.”
“Indeed, I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.”