"My idea of housework is to sweep..." - Quote by Erma Bombeck
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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“Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.”
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
“It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive.”
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“Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for six weeks straight.”
“... if they [your children] write their names in the dust on the furniture, don't let them put the year.”
“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”
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“But I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of therest, because Aunt Sally she's going to adopt me and sivilize me, and I can't stand it. I been there before.”
“High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.”
“I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts.”