"I intend to live forever, or die..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.”

“Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much”

“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.”

“Death is dreadful to the man whose all is extinguished with his life; but not to him whose glory never can die.”

“There's nothing you can do that can't be done, Nothing you can sing that can't be sung, Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game, It's easy...All you need is love.”

“Life is in short cycles or periods; we are quickly tired, but we have rapid rallies. A man is spent by his work, starved, prostrate; he will not lift his hand to save his life; he can never think more. He sinks into deep sleep and wakes with renewed youth, with hope, courage, fertile in resources, and keen for daring adventure.”

“Lasting achievement, whatever the endeavor, comes from a commitment to excellence every step of the way.”

“The mountain remains unmoved at its seeming defeat by the mist.”

“If you so choose, every mistake can lead to greater understanding and effectiveness. If you so choose, every frustration can help you to be more patient and more persistent.”